5 Faces to Vanish From Television...

Let's get straight into this one shall we, in no particular order...

1.James Corden

I'm not 100% sure what it is about him that I hate so much... oh hang on yes I do. The tit just laughs, he is a laughing tit, but it's not a good tit, it's an ugly tit. The kind of tit that honestly makes you try to count how many pints you've had to end up staring at this tit for as long as you have. So overall, he's an ugly odd laughing tit who overall isn't that funny.


2. The Glee Cast

I know technically this is more than one face, but whenever I see/hear these ridiculous wankers they tend to merge into a mush more annoying than watching an hour of James Corden (and let's be honest I have already made it clear I'm not a fan of that prick). The worst one of the lot is (and I had to research this which makes me hate myself) Chris Colfer who (yes, I've had to look at the iMDB page for Glee twice now) Kurt Hummel. His face genuinely makes me consider suicide and homicide all at the same time. See what you're doing Glee... you're going to make me kill people!

3. Bruce Forsyth

One simple phrase sums all this up, and just for dramatic effect I'm going to put it in big bold red writing for you.
DIRTY OLD MAN
The picture (left... no the other left you dipshit) sums it all up. He's just a weird should have retired 10 (thousand) years ago at least perverted big chinned odd moustache displaying disgusting old man. Nice to see you to see you... Fuck off already!

4. David Dickinson

This is where it becomes clear I've been a student... and been watching too much daytime television but never less the sheer orangeness of this man's skin made me question if I had the contrast, brightness and colour settings on my TV up way way way way way way way to high. For that confusion, I wish him to banish, vanish and probably be involved in some sort of accident. And for the record, it's only cheap as chips because it's shit!

And last but not least... (well the least talented)

5. The Presenters of T4

All of them are snivelling brainless talentless annoying idiots that leave me genuinely question is there anyone vetting anybody asking for a job at Channel 4 anymore? It seems you can be a complete prick who laughs at your own jokes while fumbling and bumbling across the same line you've been saying on the program for 8 months (which is usually "here's Friends") and then a bunch of people ass lick you, bum you, and plaster your face on every Channel 4 based advert which then leads to more money, and more stupid 'indy kids' thinking your some sort of golden glowing god. Fuck me, Channel 4 used to be... oh no it's always been pretty fucking poor.

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Anyway, that's me done... and I won't have to see any more daytime television as of Monday. I went and got a job, which means I'll have money to go out and spend avoiding the weekend idiots and the evening fucktards. Win on my part? Yes me thinks.

Go away now.