Yeah so I realise it's been a long while since I last had a bash at writing one of these buy you have to take into consideration I don't really give a crap... but just so you know these updates could be coming a little more often now, since I'm no longer a student, I'm just an unemployed bum. Brilliant.
I figured I'd write about how life keeps getting in the way of stuff like this, and frankly how god damn annoying that can be. So here it goes...
So why is it that whenever you feel like you're going to do something you enjoy, or at least something that denies monotony a chance to invade your life-space for at least a brief few moments, minutes and if you're lucky an hour or so, something comes along called 'life' and gets in the freakin' way. Well for me recently that was completeing University and all the 'goodbyes' that came with it.
Goodbye's came in various guises, be it drinking, sitting in fields due to the ridiculous heatwave that blasted the UK for a whole 4 or so days... but overall they were just things nobody really wanted to do that got in the way of doing things you wanted to do.
I also did some exam thing, not that it even felt important which should bother me, but shock horror it doesn't.
Anyway so thats all done... personal bitching over... generalised bitching commences.
So yeah life... fuck you really. Existing on your shoulder and in the back of your mind quite contently and then suddenly you decide you want all the attention... well that's just damn rude, wait till I want to give you attention... got it?
Yeah I wish it was that easy, but lets be honest there's something called 'sods law' which likes to turn up and rear it's oh so ugly head just at the moment you believe you may just have a smooth ride for a bit... and brings along a shit load size dose of life with all it's trials and tribulations. It makes me hate those pro-life people, even though they're on about something completely different, it just makes it sound like they like these hassles... wankers. Don't support it!
Anyway, I realise this was naf, but it helped me bitch some shit out, and then it's a way for me to get started with this again...
I'm currently job hunting, so expect a theme to emerge... I already hate the being nice when I really don't want to to people who also are being nice when they don't really want to. Wouldn't be great if conversations were the following...
**PHONE RINGS**
Me: Yes?
Recruiter/Employer: Want this job thing I've got going?
Me: Maybe. Send me an e-mail about it.
Recruiter/Employer: Ok.
**HANGS UP**
Well... I can dream.
Enjoy the rest of the internet now, I hear it's full of tits.
