Was I the only one who thought it was funny?

What freakin' legends...



I think I may be the only one, or at least in the minority, who thought what these two tried to do this past week was hillarious. I genuinely want them to be around in some other form if only for the entertainment factor.

In most cases I will say that a football club going into administration is a terrible thing, if only for the fans that see their clubs financial deals be the demise rather than what occurs on the field. In this case however there was a different feeling of 'ha ha, they'll get relegated and have to play Scunthorpe and Barnsley in league games!".

This mainly comes due to the constant voicing of opinions of Liverpool fans over the past few years claiming they were the best and would win the league. Only to constantly dissapoint and be a laughing stock of the 'Big 4'. Yet even when that happened they carried on. So when this appeared as a distinct possibility, the administration and 9 point deduction seemed only to be something that could bring those fans down a peg or two.

The word that Hicks/Gillett may still sue Liverpool for $1.6 brings a little comfort that the hillarity will continue at least for a short while. Hicks & Gillett, not everyone hates you... I even like you a little bit, you seem to have a good sense of humour.

Maybe this new lot of Americans will finish the job off...

Anyway, fuck off now.

Oxfam... What a Greedy Bunch of Bastards!

Yeah I genuinely forgot about this, although I'm sure hardly anyone reads it but if you do, drop us a comment and I'll ignore you. Thanks.

Today I decided to be less hateful, but it did not pan out so here it goes...

Oxfam. We can all agree they do a lot of good in the world, they are a charity and I wish no harm to their workes, their plight or their programs that help a lot of needy people around the world. The only thing I want to bring up is a little tweet of theirs the other day that pissed me off... royally pissed me off.



The tweet read... (from Oxfam America's Twitter Page on the 8th october 2010)
"Disappointed with the @WhiteHouse pledge of only $4 billion over the next 3 years to the Global Fund to fight AIDS. http://bit.ly/9b1Qk0"


Now I have no doubt that the global fund to fight aids could do with billions and trillions, but lets be clear on this... $4 Billion. We're currently coming out of a worldwide financial meltdown, so the fact they have 4 billion given to them as the US National Debt clock rolls over at a frankly comedy (not that it's funny, it just simply seems unreal) rate, and they feel 'disappointed' by that leaves me staggered.

Oxfam America and Oxfam as a whole should say the same thank you... whether someone gives them $1 or $4 Billion. Needless to say I removed all followings of Oxfam accounts (having done some fundraising for them in the past) on Twitter and I shall not be donating to them ever again in any fashion. If they do not see $1.3 Billion a year for 3 years as good enough, then my odd 50p, well they may as well spit on me. I'm clearly a selfish wanker in their eyes.

I was shocked and a quick ask around my office left the same confusion to the attitude of Oxfam.


So... Oxfam... fuck you, you greedy bunch of bastards.

Next time you see an Oxfam worker asking for donations, better get the cheque book out, and don't think of donating less than $1.3 Billion for the year.

Rant over for now, I'll be sending this to Oxfam...

Well aren't you a waste of oxygen...

So again it's been awhile since I last posted something on here. But hell, I'm busy and have a purpose in life... You should try it... Asshole.

The title of this blog could seem a little vague and generalised on the whole and i accept that. However that is where the actually content comes in useful and if you're still reading (congratulations you can read) then you're about to get some explanation.

Sainsbury's is a well known British supermarket and we've all been tone of those. It will be nothing new to anyone to read here that when inside people seem to devolve into a state of idiocy that they can only manage when inside the four walls of a supermarket. I did somewhat think that the supermarket was the best place to view the human race using their brain the least.

However... (you love however) outside is the car park. It's not the cars moving that cause me the complex. There's a crossing, a zebra one if you're one for details. You would think people would cross there, it being easy and cars being legally obliged to stop. But no... Like retarded zombies people dawdle across any other part of the road, looking around in the sky for some sort of message that reminds them to breathe.

Then the kicker, they glance through your windscreen with a look of "how dare you drive on the road". If I was in the position where i didn't fear life imprisonment i would encourage running them over, if only to teach them a lesson. Oh and of course there would be a dent in the car... That would be inconvenient.



Zebra crossings... Use them or prepare to except a lesson. I'll post again when I can be bothered. Feckin muppets.


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Greenday: It's the face and the voice I hate... and I mean hate

Lets get straight to the point...
What absolute idiots these 3 are. And my god his voice is fucking annoying.

The reason this has come up is purely because I was listening to a song today and thought to myself within the first 30 seconds "this is a bit Greenday-ish" but for some strange reason, as I knew it wasn't the retarded billy idol with black hair yelling strange and not very well thought through attempts at political messages, I let it go.

I have never liked these tossers, not since I was 13 and went all angry at the world for 30 minutes in a very stereo-typical 13 year old way. Now it's based on pure knowledge of the fact I clearly sit on a higher plateau of thought to 99.9% of the people around me (prove that I don't). Back to the point, Greenday sat on a level of hate higher than most because I thought they were stupid and shit musicians, and I realise that may be true, but it's not the reason I hate them.

The reason is this...

He sings like a depressed chipmunk whose yet to have his morning coffee and he has a face seemingly suspended in a constant state of surprise and is surrounded by two people who feel the constant need to have their head at an angle ready for their next 'myspace profile picture'. Overall as human beings, I'm not 100% sure they should live on in the world of 'music', and that hasn't changed, but my reasons have and I feel they are now more justified than ever.

I guess thats all I have to say, life has been busy starting a new job, so... fuck all of you layabouts! Get a job!

Back soon, if you miss me, I don't miss you.

5 Faces to Vanish From Television...

Let's get straight into this one shall we, in no particular order...

1.James Corden

I'm not 100% sure what it is about him that I hate so much... oh hang on yes I do. The tit just laughs, he is a laughing tit, but it's not a good tit, it's an ugly tit. The kind of tit that honestly makes you try to count how many pints you've had to end up staring at this tit for as long as you have. So overall, he's an ugly odd laughing tit who overall isn't that funny.


2. The Glee Cast

I know technically this is more than one face, but whenever I see/hear these ridiculous wankers they tend to merge into a mush more annoying than watching an hour of James Corden (and let's be honest I have already made it clear I'm not a fan of that prick). The worst one of the lot is (and I had to research this which makes me hate myself) Chris Colfer who (yes, I've had to look at the iMDB page for Glee twice now) Kurt Hummel. His face genuinely makes me consider suicide and homicide all at the same time. See what you're doing Glee... you're going to make me kill people!

3. Bruce Forsyth

One simple phrase sums all this up, and just for dramatic effect I'm going to put it in big bold red writing for you.
DIRTY OLD MAN
The picture (left... no the other left you dipshit) sums it all up. He's just a weird should have retired 10 (thousand) years ago at least perverted big chinned odd moustache displaying disgusting old man. Nice to see you to see you... Fuck off already!

4. David Dickinson

This is where it becomes clear I've been a student... and been watching too much daytime television but never less the sheer orangeness of this man's skin made me question if I had the contrast, brightness and colour settings on my TV up way way way way way way way to high. For that confusion, I wish him to banish, vanish and probably be involved in some sort of accident. And for the record, it's only cheap as chips because it's shit!

And last but not least... (well the least talented)

5. The Presenters of T4

All of them are snivelling brainless talentless annoying idiots that leave me genuinely question is there anyone vetting anybody asking for a job at Channel 4 anymore? It seems you can be a complete prick who laughs at your own jokes while fumbling and bumbling across the same line you've been saying on the program for 8 months (which is usually "here's Friends") and then a bunch of people ass lick you, bum you, and plaster your face on every Channel 4 based advert which then leads to more money, and more stupid 'indy kids' thinking your some sort of golden glowing god. Fuck me, Channel 4 used to be... oh no it's always been pretty fucking poor.

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Anyway, that's me done... and I won't have to see any more daytime television as of Monday. I went and got a job, which means I'll have money to go out and spend avoiding the weekend idiots and the evening fucktards. Win on my part? Yes me thinks.

Go away now.

You've got me confused with someone who cares...

So I have neglected this blog over the past few weeks, I admit. But as the title suggests... I've got over it and so should you. Now you have, lets continue.






So job hunting has actually gone fairly well, it's been interesting, and I've secured a few things. So we're off to a good start... sadly means I can't complain about that.

General bitching about the general world that surrounds me shall commence then.

I'm going to focus on Wimbledon. Not the football team, or the place. But the tennis. For me, every 4 years, it just gets in the way of a real sport being played that the whole world and millions of people in it gets full involved in. The FIFA World Cup. Now even with England's fortunes being somewhat terrible so far (in the sense that fortunes means effort and performances that deserve the shirt), I still love the competition as the millions (and millions) of people around the world do so I think it's ridiculous that the BBC chose to put it on TV.

My description of people who choose to watch the stupid tennis tournament rather than the FIFA World Cup at this time of year includes the phrase "...they put their car keys in bowls most Friday evenings...". I hope you understand what that means, if not ask your Mum and Dad.

At Wimbledon you don't get a fuck off big plastic horn to blow in someones ear for 2 hours. You don't get to shout 'F**k off ref, you prick!' at any point. They ask you to leave if you do that... well that's just no fun is it?

At the end of the day I believe the BBC and the English Lawn Tennis Geezers have got it majorly wrong. Every 4 years they should have a year off, or take it on tour, go play it in Iraq, give those tennis players something to worry about and make them earn their money. I'd actually watch highlights at that point, I promise you.

In fact take it from me, if you comment on this giving me your support, and spread the word of Warzone Tennis, we'll get it going. I for one would like to see Roger Federer, Nadal and Murray avoid mortar fire while attempting a dainty drop shot. Wouldn't you?

If you disagree with me... fuck off.

Oh and I'm done, so... you all can go away now to be honest.

Until next time, try not to die.

I got distracted... so shoot me.

Yeah so I realise it's been a long while since I last had a bash at writing one of these buy you have to take into consideration I don't really give a crap... but just so you know these updates could be coming a little more often now, since I'm no longer a student, I'm just an unemployed bum. Brilliant.

I figured I'd write about how life keeps getting in the way of stuff like this, and frankly how god damn annoying that can be. So here it goes...

So why is it that whenever you feel like you're going to do something you enjoy, or at least something that denies monotony a chance to invade your life-space for at least a brief few moments, minutes and if you're lucky an hour or so, something comes along called 'life' and gets in the freakin' way. Well for me recently that was completeing University and all the 'goodbyes' that came with it.

Goodbye's came in various guises, be it drinking, sitting in fields due to the ridiculous heatwave that blasted the UK for a whole 4 or so days... but overall they were just things nobody really wanted to do that got in the way of doing things you wanted to do.

I also did some exam thing, not that it even felt important which should bother me, but shock horror it doesn't.

Anyway so thats all done... personal bitching over... generalised bitching commences.

So yeah life... fuck you really. Existing on your shoulder and in the back of your mind quite contently and then suddenly you decide you want all the attention... well that's just damn rude, wait till I want to give you attention... got it?

Yeah I wish it was that easy, but lets be honest there's something called 'sods law' which likes to turn up and rear it's oh so ugly head just at the moment you believe you may just have a smooth ride for a bit... and brings along a shit load size dose of life with all it's trials and tribulations. It makes me hate those pro-life people, even though they're on about something completely different, it just makes it sound like they like these hassles... wankers. Don't support it!


Anyway, I realise this was naf, but it helped me bitch some shit out, and then it's a way for me to get started with this again...

I'm currently job hunting, so expect a theme to emerge... I already hate the being nice when I really don't want to to people who also are being nice when they don't really want to. Wouldn't be great if conversations were the following...

**PHONE RINGS**

Me: Yes?
Recruiter/Employer: Want this job thing I've got going?
Me: Maybe. Send me an e-mail about it.
Recruiter/Employer: Ok.

**HANGS UP**
Well... I can dream.

Enjoy the rest of the internet now, I hear it's full of tits.