So it's been awhile since I last updated this. I decided that it was best to actually finish this degree thing... or something like that.
With that done (or almost) I figured I'd get back to wasting your time and mine with a solid wedge of whining. It's what I do best.
Now the topic on everyone's mind at the moment is... the impending general election on May 6th. So with that in mind I figured I would write a little piece on... anything but the election. It's important to me... but I'm even slightly bored of it being everywhere.
So... let's look at spending large chunks of a student loan... and.more to the point my last ever one. So rent paid, some bills taken care of... you look at your bank and you're fairly surprised at the number that remains.
1st... EBAY!
Now this is a necessity... where else can you browse such a diverse range of absolute bullshit. You type in random topics and end up looking at anything but what you intended to look at first. The bargain hunter... also known as the pieces of tat hunter... comes out in all of us. Wonderful... 2nd hand terrible video games, NFL pendants, mini helmets and watches glitter away like pieces of shit encrusted with gems right out of the cheap
end of Argos' jewellery cabinets. You bid, buy it now and pay extra to get your crap quicker. What's wrong with us... and if you don't do this... what's wrong with you? You're missing out on one of life's most ridiculous pleasures!
Now there's more to do after eBay. Hit the hmv sales, game sales, gamestation sales, gig tickets... boom. Bye student loan! Add that to ridiculous amounts of drink, takeaways and excesses of every other corner of student life.
Love it... then regret it... then sleep. Then do it again.
Piss off till next time.
Thursday, 22 April 2010
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