People...Life Would Be Simpler Without Them...So Piss Off

Just look at them, they're right muppet looking. This is just a small selection of what the world calls 'people'. I've nothing against any race, religion, gender...I dislike hate you all just as much. Charlie Brooker got it right...

'I don't get people. What's their appeal, precisely? They waddle around with their haircuts on, cluttering the pavement like gormless, farting skittles. They're awful.'

Yup.

Day to day tasks would be so much easier if it wasn't having to check with people to see if I was 'ok do to things' or whether they had 'kept their side of the bargain'. If people were just to dissapear...fuck off if you will...then I would never be at the point where my life and everything involved in it, pretty much meant I had to rely on other people, no matter how loosely or indirectly.

Take today for instance, I'm waiting on a reply from a company to let me pay them some money. I first rang their helpline, they told me to send an email as they didn't know. YOU'RE A FUCKING HELPLINE! HELP PEOPLE! If it wasn't for 'people' existing...I could have just not had someone to pay in the first place, therefore no wankers on a helpline to ring, and no emails needing to be responded to.

Although...I do realise without 'people' this blog would be pointless, but maybe without 'people' I wouldn't be such a deranged pessimist in the first place.